Fri 27 Nov
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HAH! Oh sweet mother. THIS. How did I ever forget about this?
Wed 25 Nov
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When Kevin is home everything else seems to fall into place ever so nicely.
| Denise: | Hi, I know this seems silly since I still live at home and you don't, but do you know if we have any beer left in the garage? |
| Kevin: | Haha! I think we have about 12 Coronas left. |
| Denise: | If you're having friends over tomorrow night will that be enough or should I get more? |
| Kevin: | Yeah get more. Like a 12 pack of something. |
| Denise: | And I bought a bottle of Tequila for us. |
| Kevin: | Awww yeaaah. I love you. |
| Denise: | I know, right? |
| Kevin: | Actually get something really cheap so you can get more. Like Natty Ice or Keystone. |
| Denise: | EW. Natty Ice?! Gross. Just because we're both in college now doesn't mean I'm drinking shit. |
| Kevin: | Keystone it is. |
Tue 24 Nov
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that said: anal sex is a lot like vests, goatees, and showtunes. because gays just pull it off better. ever seen a straight couple doing anal? they both make faces like their rent checks just bounced. its not classy at all. its like ordering salad for all three courses. you’ll never be totally fulfilled.
Thu 19 Nov
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Post Nachos.
| Kat: | So apparently Tila Tequila went crazy. |
| Denise: | ...on some guy's dick? |
Mon 16 Nov
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Pat can't register for next semester until he writes a letter and goes to the office. After begging him to do so for a couple hours he finally goes upstairs.
| Denise: | GET OFF FACEBOOK! WRITE YOUR LETTER! FUUUUUUCCCK. |
| Pat: | Patrick isn't available right now as he is currently occupied with a letter. Please leave a message after Freddie Mercury. |
Thu 05 Nov
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I haven’t had time to read lately! But when winter break comes it’s going to be Gossip Girl and comic books. Why don’t boys like me?
—Kat
